Cockroach attack. Sophia climbed Julian like a tree. Hahaha! #lol #mykid #koalabear #treehugger #funny
[Me on the laptop. Katt in the kitchen.]
Me: I’m gonna have this laptop fixed on Wednesday.
Katt: *gives me a weird look* What?! You’re gonna slap some dicks on Wednesday?!
Me: *taken aback* Huh?! I’m gonna slap some pigs on Wednesday?!
Katt: Noooo! You’re gonna slap some dicks on Wednesday.
Me: Noooo! Hahaha! I’m gonna have my laptop fixed on Wednesday.
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Never fall asleep when i’m around. :P
The princess and her gay stylist. Hahaha!
Love cycle in 3 frames. Lol!
Hahahahaha! Off to work. Byes! :)
Thou shall not fall asleep when the kids are up. Bad idea! Very Very bad idea!!!
And the statue didn’t give a single fuck that day.
Not all toys that get recalled are safety hazards. The cute little toy mouse in the video above was pulled from shelves by Chinese toymaker Humatt after reports came flooding in that the mouse, sold primarily in the UK, sang “pedophile” instead of “jingle bells.” A spokesperson for the company said the problem was that the man who provided the toy’s voice couldn’t accurately pronounce certain words, and when the speed and pitch were increased it just sounded wrong. Humatt recalled the mice “just in case anybody might take offence.”
(Source: mentalfloss.com)
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